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Certified Ass Clown of The Week is……Kim Kardashian

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Narcissists want weddings, not marriage

By Ashley Strickland, Special to CNN
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' wedding was one of the most celebrated events of the year, but it's headed for divorce.
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ wedding was one of the most celebrated events of the year, but it’s headed for divorce.

(CNN) — When Kim Kardashian announced her engagement to basketball player Kris Humphries, a public hype began that was only formerly rivaled by the royal wedding in April.

This heralded event was to be America’s own version of the royal wedding, if only in terms of build-up and opulence. Now, 72 days later, the relationship has been given an equally public ending, the wedding fanfare forgotten and replaced with public humiliation.

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Kim Kardashian Knocked Off More Handbags For Her Kollection

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Kim Kardashian flew to Australia not only to “escape” media scrutiny following her announcement that she was divorcing her husband of 1728 hours, Kris Humphries: she also went there to launch her Kardashian Kollection handbag line. Which apparently includes the Kardashians’ versions of some of the world’s most knocked-off bags: Balenciaga’s “Part Time,” Chloé’s “Marcie,” and Foley + Corinna’s “City Bag.” Earlier this year, the Kardashian Kollection knocked off a well-known Botkier bag. In the graphic above, each Kardashian Kopy is on the left. Kim kapitalized on the konfusion between kopy and kreation by karrying an actual Balenciaga at her first Australian public appearance.

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I am sure their tacky ripoff line fits in well at Sears, however, since it is being sold alongside bib overalls, camouflage jackets, and baseball caps with little LED lights built in, so you can see better in the crawl space under your house.

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Hmmm… WTF Is The Criteria They Use To Select The NEW Dancing With The Stars Cast ????!!! I’m Gonna Need Some Answers…[#hollywoodreporter #dwts13, #nancygrace, #robkardashian, #ronartest, #baffled]

31 Aug BACK ROW: RON ARTEST, DAVID ARQUETTE, J.R. MARTINEZ, TOM BERGERON, BROOKE BURKE CHARVET, ROB KARDASHIAN, CHAZ BONO; FRONT ROW: RICKI LAKE, KRISTIN CAVALLARI, CHYNNA PHILLIPS, NANCY GRACE, HOPE SOLO, ELISABETTA CANALIS


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Dancing With the Stars‘ Cast: What Hollywood is Saying

6:28 PM PDT 8/30/2011 by (THR Staff)
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Kim Kardashian jokes, “Good luck Robbie! I just hope u do better than me…not too hard!”

Following months of speculation, the cast member of Dancing With the Stars Season 13 was revealed on Monday, Aug. 29. As usual, the new crop of contenders sparked strong reactions among fans, including several Hollywood stars.

The Kardashians took to Twitter in full support of baby brother Rob Kardashian, who will follow in big sister Kim’s footsteps.“So excited my bro @RobKardashian is gonna be on Dancing With the Stars! Good luck Robbie! I just hope u do better than me…not too hard! LOL,” Kim joked about her ill-fated Season 7 stint, in which she was booted after just three episodes.

“My bro @RobKardashian is doing Dancing With the Stars!” added eldest sister Kourtney. “So excited to see his butt in some spandex shaking all over the dance floor! TEAM ROB!”

“My baby boy @RobKardashian is going to be on Dancing With the Stars!! Woohoo love you Rob! I’m so proud of you xo,” wrote Kardashian matriarch, Kris Jenner.

“I am so excited for my baby brother! I can’t wait to see him dance on DWTS. Shake your money maker @RobKardashian,” said sister Khloe.

Show host Tom Bergeron made a joke about LA Laker, Ron Artest, who will put on his dancing shoes during the NBA lockout.

“How best to introduce Ron Artest if he changes his name?”  he pondered. “’I believe you’ve met Metta?’ ‘Now, dancing the quickstep, World Peace.’ #DWTS

Fellow contestant Nancy Grace, whose casting has been met with mixed reactions, wrote, “Thank you for all the #DWTS support today! I feel so honored & special. And I just want to say, this man, SWEET as pie!” linking to a backstage photo of she and Artest.

Chelsea Lately’s Heather McDonald, who has been vocal about her own desire to participate in the reality show, said, “Chaz Bono & Nancy Grace on DWTS makes me excited to watch.” Fellow Lately comedian Josh Wolf admitted, “I’m torn. I hate DWTS. Hate, hate, hate. But…Hope Solo in those little outfits? Well played ABC. Well played.”

Former contestant Kirstie Alley tweeted, “Love and Happiness to all the new dancers on DWTS…Here’s my only advice to you.” She then linked to a video of Leonard Cohen performing “Dance Me to the End of Love.”

“I can’t wait to watch (and vote) for my friend @RickiLake on #dwts !! She is gonna rock it :) congrats lady!!” gushed Rules of Engagement actress Sara Rue.

Trista Sutter, who appeared on the inaugural season of DWTS, tweeted her shock during the Monday announcement.

“MOST shocked about David Arquette!!!!” she posted initially, before adding, “Talk about BEAUTY…Hope Solo and George Clooney‘s ex…WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Continuing to express her surprise, she tweeted, “Chaz BONO?!!!! WOW!” and then “Nancy GRACE?!!!!!! THAT is a shocker!!!”

The professional dancers paired with each contestant will be announced on Good Morning America Wednesday, Aug. 31. Dancing With the Stars returns for this thirteenth season on Sept. 19 on ABC.

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Hollywood Love Triangles That Were Probably Too Trashy For The Jerry SpringerShow, [#lovetriangles, #infidelity, #celebritybreakups, #brangelina]

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News flash: It’s not only the rednecks on Jerry Springer that get into nasty love triangles. It happens to the best of them!

These stars have had very public, very spicy love triangles that make us cringe to think about.

Read on for more of our favorite, over the top screw-ups, and prepare to flip your lid…

Kim Kardashian vs Irina Shayk


Fighting over: Cristiano Ronaldo

Kardashian and Shayk have both been linked to soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo.

Irina is more of a fashion model. Kim is more famous for being famous.

Kim is curvy and Irina is slender.

Both, however, are just hot!


Monica Lewinski – Bill Clinton – Hillary Clinton -

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Bill wanted that sloppy top. Monica wanted to give it. Simple as that. Oh yeah, except for the fact that Bill was the POTUS and his wife wasn’t a big fan of that relationship. Things got ugly with the government and soggy dresses involved. It was a black eye in American history…and the history of fellatio.

Jay-Z – Aaliyah – Dame Dash -

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This info didn’t surface until much later, but it turns out that both Jay and Dame had a thing with Aaliyah. Yeah, we would have split up a multi-million dollar company for her, too.

Debbie Reynolds/Eddie Fisher/Elizabeth Taylor/Richard Burton

Let’s start off with a classic triangle that is actually more of a square! Beloved Singer Eddie Fisher married Debbie Reynolds in 1955, only to ditch her for Hollywood bombshell Elizabeth Taylor four years later. The two were happily married until 1963, which is when Lizzy had an affair with her Cleopatra co-star, Richard Burton. The thespians wed in March of ‘64 and divorced in ‘74. They gave it another go the following year, and then signed the divorce papers once again in ‘76. Keeping up with Liz’s love life must have been a headache and a half for tabloid reporters!

Eddie Cibrian/Brandi Glanville/LeAnn Rimes/Dean Sheremet

Another square! PDA obsessed nitwits Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes caused jaws to drop across the board when they openly admitted to cheating on their significant others (Brandi Glanville and Dean Sheremet) while shooting the Lifetime movie Northern Lights. The most surprising aspect of the side-action was that both stars had this sort of eh, whatever attitude about it, and apparently still do.

Read LeAnn Rimes: I’m Not Trying To Play Mommy

Mia Farrow & Woody Allen & Soon-Yi Previn

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Mia Farrow adopted a lot of kids, some with former husband Andre Previn, some with long-time partner Woody Allen. She also had some kids, including one with Woody Allen, though the two never lived together. It all went to heck in a hand basket when Farrow found nude pictures of one of her adopted daughters, Soon-Yi, in Allen’s apartment. All kinds of ugliness ensued, including Allen’s current marriage to former daughter-figure Soon-Yi. Oh, and they have a baby together, too. Yuck. Yuck. And double yuck.

Lindsay Lohan vs Hilary Duff


Fighting over: Aaron Carter

Some say that Aaron cheated with Lindsay while he was still with Hilary.

Some say that Aaron cheated with Hilary while he was still with Lindsay.

According to Hilary, he broke up with her exactly a day before he showed up at Lindsay’s movie premier. Hilary said, “I didn’t mean any harm if I dated him at the same time. I think he cheated on me, and I think he cheated on her. He made it look like they had broken up.

There were reports that Duff tried to have Lohan thrown out of an after-party premier of one of Duff’s movies. Duff denies, “I couldn’t even tell you what she looked like at the premier. I think I’ve met her maybe twice. It’s, like, every single time I see her, she starts talking bad about me.”

These two seem cool now but Lindsay seems to favor “difficult relationships”, click here to know more about that other guy she was involved with.

Shar Jackson vs Britney Spears


Fighting over: Kevin Federline

Kevin was with Shar Jackson with two kids when he met Britney in the shoot of her music video. He run away with her effectively destroying her career and the life of Shar. Kevin said, though, they were already having problems when he met Britney.

Jackson was silent for the most part (or maybe no one cared to ask for her side of the story).

Kevin eventually separated and divorced Britney. Just recently, he made a public apology to Shar.

Britney has since moved on to reconquer the world through every known trick to men except singing, click here to more about it.

Heather Locklear vs Denise Richards


Fighting over: Richie Sambora

These two were tight. They lived right next to each other and even hanged out regularly. They refer to each other as “bestfriend”.

All that until Heather’s marriage with Bon Jovi’s guitarist Richie Sambora started falling apart because Heather learned that Richie and Denise were seeing each other.

Denise was even photographed kissing Richie. He was still married to Heather then.

Heather surprised Richie by filing for divorce without telling him. Two months after, Denise publicly started dating Richie.

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Meg Ryan/Dennis Quaid/Russell Crowe

A ten-year marriage is a terrible thing to waste, right? Meg Ryan didn’t think so. The once stunning actress whose face has been pulled in 50 different directions since the late ‘90s famously left hubby Dennis Quaid for Aussie hottie Russell Crowe while filming the kidnapping drama Proof of Life. It’s too bad their union was shorter than Russell’s fuse. He did not reportedly throw any telephones at her during their tryst.

Read What’s Julia Roberts Doing on This List? 6 Crazy Celeb Love Acts

Danny Moder/ Vera Steimberg/Julia Roberts

Yet another behind-the-scenes hookup! Julia Roberts was slammed by columnists in 2001 after she slept with then married cameraman Danny Moder (Roberts was filming The Mexican at the time). Although she denied any wrongdoing, the affair was later confirmed by Vera Steimberg (the now ex-wife). Roberts married Moder in the summer of 2002, and the couple now has three children together.

Mashonda – Swizz Beatz – Alicia Keys -

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 This was like Angeling/Brad/Jenn. Alicia straight up jacked Swizzy from Mashonda like a thief in the night. Actually, she did that sh*t in broad daylight and didn’t think twice about it.

Brad Pitt /Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie

To this day Brad Pitt denies rumors that he cheated on former wife Jennifer Aniston with magnetic sexpot Angelina Jolie. The doting father of six did own up to the fact that he “fell in love” with Angie during the making of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, but that’s as far as it went at the time … that we know of.

Read Jennifer Aniston’s Boobs Lift Our Spirits! 12 Sexy Hollywood Sets of Chests

Tom Brady/Bridget Moynahan/Gisele Bundchen

Did they, or didn’t they? Football stud Tom Brady dated Coyote Ugly star Bridget Moynahan from 2004 to December of 2006. The following February, Bridget announced that she was pregnant. Here’s where the scandal comes in: Tom and Gisele had allegedly been knocking boots for months by that point. We love you guys, but if the rumors are true then that’s pretty f-ed up.

Guy Ritchie/Madonna/A-Rod

Sherlock Holmes director Guy Ritchie was more than willing to play the role of Madonna’s personal slave loving hubby for a good 11 years. Just after the crap hit the fan, and the two filed for divorce, Madge was spotted arm in arm with the Yankees‘ Alex Rodriguez. What’s more, A-Rod’s wife had listed “extramarital affairs” as her reason for calling off their marriage. S-U-S-P-I-C-I-O-U-S!

Read Mean Betty on Madonna’s New Boyfriend

Lil Wayne – A Gang Of Baby Mammas

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This is more of a pentagon than a triangle. Weezy popped out baby mommas left and right, but apparently they all get along, so there isn’t any drama. But there had to have been some issues when he was chopping them down consecutively.

Cris Judd/Jennifer Lopez/Ben Affleck

Jennifer Lopez fell for choreographer Cris Judd on the set of her “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” video. By the fall of 2001 they were husband and wife, and everything was perfect until J.Lo starred opposite Ben Affleck in the horrendous 2002 comedy – if you use the term loosely – Gigli. The rise and fall of “Bennifer” was quite the train wreck, but hey at least it was entertaining (sorry Cris!).

Khloe Kardashian – Lamar Odom -Lisa Morales -

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Lisa Morales has a big old bag of sour grapes because she struggled with Lamar going for Miss Kardashian. She even insinuated that *gas* the NBA player CHEATED! That never happens. Lisa’s rants even made Khloe find Jesus on Twitter.

SOURCES: 10 Best Celebrity Love Triangles | BettyConfidential.com, Top 10 Craziest Celebrity Love Triangle | Daily Top 10, Famous Celebrity Love Triangles | MSNBC, Three’s Company: The Most Scandalous Celebrity Love Triangles | Bossip

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A Photo Gallery of Alterna Technicolor Celebrity Hairstyles via Fuck Yeah Famous Black Girls [#fuckyeahfamousblackgirls, #tumblr, #blackcelebrityhair, #ghettohairdos, #hairdonts]

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Black N Blonde: Part 2

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Im going blonde!!!!!!1

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lol kimora is definately not black

Kimora Lee is Black, Korean and Japanese sweetie.

shes saying kimora aint black…umm amber? loool and sisqo needs to have several seats with that hair style

Black N Blue

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Black N Blue

(the reason I’m posting these photosets of celebrities with different hair colors is to express to you all not to feel limited. I encourage you to experiment, learn what looks nice on you. Be creative. Be unique. Every black person doesn’t have to stick to black hair.)

But PLEASE, by no means, dye your fucking hair blue. As you can tell, half of these girls look like ghetto birds with that hair. A thin line between creative and a hot mess.

For some reason… Nicki & Keyshia are the only ones who can get away with it.. why tho

Um Don’t forget K.michelle she isn’t on any of these girls level’s she’s in her own lane.

Its pathetic that its only a ghetto hot mess when black girls dye their hair, but yet we say white girls are being creative. My hair is blue and purple right now and I couldn’t give 2 shits what people think, do what you want with your hair, its only hair dye people :)

eve made it work

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Black N Red

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Black N Red

Every single one of them looks ridiculous and kool-aid headed.

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Gallery: A Sea of Exquisite Beauty At The 2011 Bronner Bros Hair Show

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BB Gallery: A Sea of Exquisite Beauty At The 2011 Bronner Bros Hair Show

Creative coifs, gravity defying penis tucks and visible stretch marks across teardrop shaped tits filled the venue at the 2011 Bronner Bros Hair Show in Atlanta like Derek J’s ass in a pair of tights from Zara over the weekend.

With the thick aroma of Love Spell by Victoria’s Secret and weave glue wafting through the air your sweaty neck cousins from near and far gave their best “fuck school” poses for C+D’s favorite photographer friend Freddy O.

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Kim Kardashian Becomes the Latest Reality Star turned Musical “Artist” via [#sugarscape, #mtv, #KimKardashian, #jam]

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Paris Hilton tried, Heidi Montag failed… can the latest reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, break the music scene?!

Uber fitty Kim Kardashian has premiered her new single, ‘Jam (Turn it up)’ during an interview on Ryan Seacrest’s Radio show.She admitted to Ryan how nervous she was about releasing a single saying, “I’m human, I’ve never, you know, sang before.”

The response to her catchy , club track have been somewhat mixed.

Some people have been slating the song for being so auto-tuned that it could basically be anyone singing it.

The Washington Post also slammed it saying, “Its lyrics appear to have been penned by a third-grader who is writing a short story about what adults do when they go clubbing.”

Hmmm they may have a point with lyrics like, “Imam burn it out tonight, its goin down/By live via satellite/And all I see is angels in my eyes.”

Charlie Sheen would not call that real partying.

Check it out for yourself:

The repetitive chorus is definitely catchy and we can imagine have a little bum wiggle to it in the clubs. But, if we were tied to a chair and forced to listen to it on loop, after a while, we’d probably beg for someone to puncture our eardrums, with a fork.

However, half the profits go to St Jude Children’s Research Hospital! so if you do like it, get on iTunes and download it!!

We’re just waiting for the music video atfer Kim Tweeted some preview pics from it.

Hype Williams, the man behind Kanye West’s ‘Gold Digger’ video, is directing it. Kim has been Tweeting excitedly from the shoot calling him a ‘genius’. Let’s hope it won’t be a disappointment akin to the Britney ‘Hold it Against Me’ fiasco.

Are you guys lovin’ or hatin’ the single? Reckon the video will be HOT? Kim has no current plans to record an album, do you want her too or should she stick to the day job…? Comments below please!

Reactions to Kim Kardashian’s New Single “Jam”

Posted 3/2/11 5:21 pm ET by gabigregg in Music, News, Twitter

This morning, Kim Kardashian finally premiered her new single, “Jam” on Ryan Seacrest Live. From Kim Zolciak‘s “Tardy for the Party” to Countess LuAnn’s “Money Can’t Buy You Class,” the reality star-turned singer isn’t really a new phenomenon.

When I heard the song, I just shook my head. Now let’s be clear, I love Kim K, but I can’t say the same for her single. The good news, though, is that she admits that she’s no singer and she was just doing it for fun (unlike some others who shall remain nameless). Even better, is that a portion of the proceeds go to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.

Another reality star whose singing voice got less than rave reviews is MTV’s own Heidi Montag. Naturally, I decided to compare the two! I asked you guys on twitter to rate Kim’s new song on a scale of 1-10, and tell me who was better at singing, Heidi or Kim K. To be honest, I expected most people to side with Kim given that Heidi’s not exactly the most-liked celeb in the world…but I was definitely shocked by your answers. Here’s what you had to say:

Uh-oh. Looks like you’re not feelin’ it. But who knows? Maybe it’s one of those things that will play on the radio so much we’ll fall in love. I’ll check in again in a few weeks…

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