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“H” is for :HAIRSTYLING of MALE PUBES

What His Down-There Grooming Says

Guys are paying closer attention to their below-the-belt “manscaping.” And you should too: His trimming style can hint at the kind of boyfriend he’ll turn out to be.
By Holly Eagleson

By Holly Eagleson | Cosmopolitan

Totally Untamed

Guys who don’t trim their pubic hair fall into two camps. “The first is the alpha male who thinks maintenance beyond shaving his face is gay,” says clinical psychologist Belisa Vranich, PsyD. He’s traditional and chivalrous, so don’t expect much experimentation in bed beyond the missionary position. “The other type of guy is sweet but lazy,” says Vranich. “He’s open to trying naughty moves if you take the lead…and as long as he doesn’t have to do too much work.”

Tidied Up

In the market for a relationship? You’ve hit the jackpot with this man. Trimming the private area just enough to look neat and clean is known as faux natural and is one of the most popular styles, says Craig P. Wern, a groomer for men in New York City. This guy is the type who calls when he says he will. “He knows what’s expected of him and will be attentive without being over-the-top sensitive,” adds Vranich. Even better: Your wish is his command between the sheets. “He’ll be conscious of what you like and how to satisfy you,” says Vranich. “And he’s taken care to make sure going south on him is a pleasant experience for you.”

The Enhanced Package

A guy who shaves his testicles and the base of his shaft but not the hair around them may be trying to make himself look bigger, which suggests that he’s insecure, says Vranich. He could be a high-maintenance boyfriend who needs praise, but his self-consciousness can benefit you in bed. “Because he’s always aiming to better his technique, he is probably skilled and will try any ideas you introduce,” says Vranich.

Completely Bare

A man who is waxed or shaved so that he’s hairless down there has a wild side…and likely watches a lot of porn. “Some guys start trimming because they hold porn as the gold standard of sex and want to emulate shaved stars,” says Vranich. “Or they heard it enhances sensation during sex.” That said, in bed, anything goes, including highly choreographed positions and every other stop on the train to Naughty Town. “He is adventurous sexually and will try any kink once,” says Vranich. “But this adrenaline junkie may resist settling down because he’s always searching for a thrill.”

Male Popular Pubic Hair Styles #1 – The Case for Shaving Your Bits

If the idea of a sharp razor near your willy is giving you the willies, maybe it’s time for some simple persuasion. Women love it. Oh, so you need more than just information that to whip out a blade near your penis? Fair enough.

  • Your penis will look bigger – No joke guys. If you trim away the hedges, the root is going to look all the bigger to her.  Popular pubic hair styles for men can expose your biggest assets, or make your small asset look bigger!
  • Keep things neat and clean – Without the hair in the way, a woman is going to be much more inclined to inspect your package with their hands and mouth.
  • Smooth scrotums are scrotums that get attention – Running her fingers over your smooth shaved skin is erotic. Prickly hairs are not.
  • It’s less sweaty and smelly – If you get rid of the bramble, you will ensure things are ready for action whenever the situation, ahem, arises.

And if you’re in a relationship now, why not surprise her with a little verge trimming? Make her wonder what else you might have up your sleeve – or not, as the case may be.  Or REALLY surprise her by a pubic hairstyle that contains a little message of love – like a heart, her initial or something.

Male Popular Pubic Hair Styles to Tickle Her Fancy

By Julie-Ann Amos | Hub Pages

When it comes to trimming your pubic hair, it is the size that matters. Just like women have different styles to create, so do you!

  • Basic boy bikini This style takes away the hair on the legs underneath where the elastic of your boy briefs
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    Basic BikiniRemoves hair from sides and top of undies line.
  • Brazilian (3x) Gets rid of the hair everywhere but your legs and above your penis shaft. A clean sweep
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    3X “Brazilian”As per Basic Bikini, but also removes hair from the scrotum, penis, base of penis shaft, perineum, and bum crack. .
  • Boy leg bikini Keeps the hair on the penis and scrotum, but trims away the hair where boy shorts might rest on your thighs.[bikini_m_basic_boyleg.gif]
Boy-Leg BikiniIn addition to Basic Bikini, also removes hair from the top of the leg, leaving a straight line. Looks great on guys who don’t have overly hairy legs.

Wedge Same as the Brazilian, but takes away some of the hair above the penis shaft, leaving a smaller wedge shape.

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“Wedge”A narrow version of the popular Basic 3X. Gives a slimming effect to bigger guys, and also looks stunning beneath a ripped set of abs.
  • Landing strip Just like on the gals, take away all the hair and leave a small landing strip above the shaft of the penis.


“Landing Strip”

The male version of the ladies’ Landing Strip. Traditionally the same width as the penis, this style is synonymous with self-confidence and power.
Of course if you’re feeling a little sporty, you can also get shapes designed in that thatch of hair above the penis shaft. Heck, put your initials there or put your car design there – the GT stripes are actually quite popular nowadays.

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“I” is for INFIDELITY:

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Infidelity Linked To ‘Sexual Personality’: University Of Guelph Study

Sexual Personality And Infidelity

Anna Bahr  | Huffington Post

Chemistry. Communication. Compatibility. To the list of traits most of us look for in a long-term partner, we might want to consider adding one more, at least according to a new study: sexual “personality.”Robin Milhausen and Kristen Mark at the University of Guelph and Erick Janssen from The Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender, and Reproduction at Indiana University recently polled 506 men and 412 women who reportedinvolvement in “monogamous sexual relationships lasting from three months to 43 years” to examine the link between our gender, our sexual “personality,” and our likelihood to cheat.What they found was surprising: While the probability of cheating was nearly identical irrespective of gender (23 percent of men and 19 percent of women reported infidelity), the causes for the infidelity differed drastically.Men who were easily aroused andmen who suffered from “performance anxiety” were more likely to be unfaithful. Their sexual satisfaction within their “monogamous relationship” was irrelevant–they’d cheat whether the sex with their partner was good or not.Conversely, for women, happiness with their long-term sexual partner was paramount–women who felt sexually unsatisfied were more likely to cheat.The study’s researchers refer to those differences as being part of our “sexual personality,” which is a broad term describing the range of traits that dictate how easily people become turned on or off by certain cues. To get a better grasp on the nuances of the “sexual personality,” we spoke with Mr. Janssen:Huffington Post: What were your findings?

Erick Janssen: We discovered that there are distinct connections between “sexual personalities” and infidelity. In the past, there has been research on demographic predictors [for infidelity] including whether you’re male or female, married, what religion you are, and some studies have looked at the link between relationships and sexual satisfaction. But there was not much work in terms of what kind of a sexual person you are and to what degree that might have an impact [on infidelity].

HP: What do you mean by “sexual personality” and how is it measured?

EJ: Everyone has personality traits–people can be more or less extroverted or introverted, for example, and the same applies to sex. For over 15 years the Kinsey Institute has explored the role of “sexual excitation proneness” or “sexual inhibition proneness.” Basically it’s about how easily people become turned on or off by certain things. Sexual excitation is about how sensitive people are to different triggers and cues and how easily they become turned on. Sexual inhibition is about how easily you’re turned off by potential dangers or risks or threats.

HP: Can you be both easily excited and easily inhibited? Which is the major indicator of infidelity?

EJ: Whether you become aroused in a situation depends on the balance between those forces. They are independent processes. You could be someone who is very easily turned on at the same time very easily turned off: you could lose your arousal when the phone rings, or, you think of your grocery list, and it’s over. Other people are not as easily inhibited. We’ve done a lot of research on this in terms of sexual risk-taking. People who are turned on easily are high on sexual excitation. People who are low on sexual inhibition are more likely to engage in risky and aggressive sexual behaviors. In this study we wanted to see whether those behaviors are relevant to sexual infidelity, which, in a way, is a form of risky sexual behavior.

HP: But you found that both men who experience “performance anxiety” and men who are “easily aroused” are likely to cheat. It seems like those categories hit both ends of the spectrum. Who isn’t going to be unfaithful?

EJ: If you were [less] easily turned on, you would be less likely to engage in [infidelity]. [But in regards to cheating,] we found that we have two types of inhibition: one [is concerned with] whether social and emotional risks, such as being caught cheating by others, would cause you to lose your arousal. Some people say “yes” and their desire for sex is gone. But for others, the ceiling could come down and they would still be turned on–they are easily aroused no matter the circumstance, [thus the inhibiting risk of unfaithful sex does not affect them]. Another type of inhibition is more relevant to performance anxiety—how difficult it is for you to be turned on because of concerns about your performance and anxieties. Strangely enough, almost paradoxically, that one predicted infidelity.

HP: What about “performance anxiety” prompts sexual infidelity?

EJ: We are not entirely sure what to make of it, but one possibility is that people engage in risky behaviors, including infidelity, to overcome inhibition.>

HP: You say, “personality traits are more likely to determine whether a man will cheat than demographic details.” Does that mean there are specific characteristics people should watch out for when seeking a monogamous relationship?

EJ: No, I don’t think it’s that simple. You might think that if you are with someone who doesn’t care about sex to begin with, that person might be less likely to cheat on you sexually. But even that we don’t know for sure.>

HP: So what makes people more likely to cheat? Are there differences between gender?

EJ: We looked at whether age, marital status, the importance of religion, but also happiness and sexual satisfaction in the relationship had an effect on infidelity—none of which proved to be very relevant. Although, for women, general happiness in the relationship was an important predictor of infidelity. We also asked people to indicate if they felt compatible with their partner in terms of how often they had sex, wanted to have sex, and their sexual values. And for women, how compatible they felt with their partner in shared sexual values was also a predictor [for cheating]. With men, none of those things mattered as much as their own sexual personality traits. They could be happy and sexually satisfied in a relationship and still might say they cheated. The sexual excitation proneness in males is important. In men, more than women, being very easily turned on is a contributor to infidelity.>

HP: Are couples with similar sexual personality traits more likely to maintain monogamy?

EJ: What people said about compatibility was not that relevant. For men, infidelity was unrelated to whether they said that they their partner shared similar sexual values. If women had similar sexual characteristics to their partner, they were more likely to engage in infidelity—but that may mean that they both have very liberal sexual values. For women, though, similarity in sexual values was relevant to their sexual satisfaction.>

HP:Do you have any final thoughts on infidelity as a whole?

EJ: There’s one thing to keep in mind. Men are [slightly] more likely to [cheat] than women: But both men and women engage in these types of behaviors. This type of woman or this type of man might be more likely to commit infidelity, and yes it can be because you’re unhappy in your relationship, but this research shows that it’s not necessarily due to how happy or unhappy you are.

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“L” is for LATIN LOVERS:

The New Latin Lover

How This Fabled Figure Has Evolved From Casanova and Valentino to the Present Day
italian latin loversCasanova, the first Italian latin lover (image from Wikipedia)

The Latin lover is a stereotype that stretches back for centuries. Italians are known as a passionate race—they live and laugh and love in a big way and they enjoy the finer things in life, from sumptuous food to gorgeous women. Many North Americans admire the fire that races through the veins of Italians and there has been many a woman who has travelled to Italy to find her own Latin lover. Whether or not there are still Romeos wandering the streets of Rome, however, is a topic that has been the subject of much debate in recent years.

The Latin Lover

Italy is famous for spawning many a Latin lover, a man who is zealous about love and sex and that can make any woman on Earth feel beautiful and blissful due to his passionate and romantic nature. Most women are absolutely unable to resist the charms of a real Latin lover. In earlier times most men from Italy were concerned to be Latin lovers and the country was famous the world over for their appealing men who dated many women, always in search of the right one for them. In books and movies Latin lovers are often depicted as tall, dark and handsome with golden skin and molten dark eyes. Increasingly many men pretend to be a Latin lover, but lack the innate charm and personality it takes to be one.

Latin Americans and Southern European males are also included in the group of Latin lovers (think Porfirio Rubirosa), if they possess the above qualities, of course. Many assume the Latin lover is no more than a womanizer, but one of these true lovers would likely claim that their only crime is loving women, albeit it all women and often. While these famed lovers were perhaps not monogamous they were respectful and gentlemanly in their treatment of their current affection. These days the true essence of the Latin lover has been lost, many using the image as an excuse for an excess of lust.

The Legends That Spawned the Stereotype

italian latin loversRodolfo Valentino, the most famous Latin Lover (from Wikipedia)

Many historical figures have made the Latin lover title famous. From Casanova, one of the world’s most legendary lovers who dared to live on his own terms in the times of the Venetian Inquisition, to Rudolph Valentino, who was not only an actor but also a true sex symbol and the personification of romance for a generation of women. Valentino, however also faced a lot of criticism for lacking true masculine attitude, a charge also levelled at today’s would-be lovers. Nonetheless Valentino was famous as a Latin lover amongst his female fans and many men emulated his style in hopes of attracting women themselves. Upon Valentino’s early death many of his fans were said to have collapsed into hysterics at the shocking news.

Modern Day Latin Lovers – A Myth?

In recent times the Latin lover has been seen more in fiction—from movies to romance novels—than in real life. Women have been polled as to their feelings in regards to real-life Latin lovers and the results are largely negative. Many women believe that the true Latin lover no longer exists and that, today, there are only party boys fuelled by pure lust. Many also feel that there is a marked absence of love and romance in today’s dating market. Recently the Montreal Gazzette published a poll asking female tourists what they thought of present-day Latin lovers in Italy. According to the paper, “nearly four in five women tourists were unmoved

italian latin loversRiccardo Scamarcio, today’s Latin Lover

by Italian men’s charms. Seventy-nine percent said they would not fall for an Italian, with many saying they lacked cheerfulness and a sense of humour (51 percent), while others complained they were childish (49 percent).” Italian men may take heart in the fact that many of the women also saw them as attentive and, yes, well-dressed.

So is it true? Are there no true lovers left in the world? While it’s impossible to make a sweeping generalization of an entire country’s male population it seems safe to say that the stock of Italy’s Latin lover has dropped as of late. While the search continues for many women, all hoping to discover the man who can charm them senseless and see their true beauty, it seems that the real question is left up to the men. Well-dressed and handsome isn’t enough to live up to the legends of the likes of Casanova, so if modern day lovers hope to stack up to their past idols they’re going to have to step up their game.

Can you guess which ‘Jersey Shore’ star has a tiny dickus?

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In last week’s episode of MTV brain sewage Jersey Shore, a cast member was seen sporting an unimpressive morning wood.

HINT: It’s not Snooki.

“M” is for MORNING WOOD:

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Ok this I’ve been meaning to complain about. Every morning I always get a boner in the most awkward places I start work at 8 and my boss picks me up, so why in shakira do I have to get a boner when I’m in the car its blasphemy I tell you so it’s awkward cause I’m wearing silk basketball shorts ( I change at work) so when I get to work sometimes it’s not down yet sooooo I have to be all awkward about and try to like cover it! I know what your thinking put it up against the top of your shorts. That be easy if I wanted to look like a perv reaching for my crotch at work. I guess I’ll have to like tie a sweater round my waist or something. Well this was awkwardhttp://www.stareapresei.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/quotation-marks-p1.jpg

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MORNING WOOD!!!
One time the morning wood pop out of one frind’s boxers and YES I touched

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“N” is for NUTS:

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“O” is for ORGY:

Have I talked recently about my cartoon orgy tank? Because I have a cartoon orgy tank. Just sayin’.

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How much balls does it (literally) to get up in front of a room full of judges at Comix and show them your junk? Props to all who auditioned for the “Res-Erection” tour of the Aussie show Puppetry of the Penis yesterday. We don’t know exactly what the criteria was for these men to pass the gold standard, but from the looks of the contestants’ faces, it wasn’t that uncomfortable. Semi NSFW pictures on following pages.

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Nacho, with the help of a friend, tries to master the hamburger and other tricks in his audition.Nacho, with the help of a friend, tries to master the hamburger and other tricks in his audition.
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Geoff Strong
August 28, 2007 – 12:55PM
BRISKLY, Danny is trying to limber up his manhood. In the cool evening air he is rolling it firmly between his hands like a tubular piece of pink playdough. 

Before him on a couch sit two men and a woman, waiting patiently. They offer soothing words of encouragement. All four have a vested interest in his success.

Just five young men have turned up to audition for one of Australia’s most distinctive stage shows. Puppetry of the Penis is seeking to expand and – in a milieu where every second word is at least a double entendre – stretch its reach.

Before Danny, the auditioning committee has been impressed by the talents of Nacho who had done a bit of male stripping and had taken his signature trick the length of the country. He calls it “the smoking penis” and claims it has travelled from Melbourne to Darwin.

Puppetry of the Penis, or the Ancient Australian Art of Genital Origami, is as ancient as its founding in 1998, when David Friend and Simon Morley met in a pub. David apparently approached Simon with the words: “I believe you can do dick tricks.” They went on to take those tricks from the pub and party scene to the stages of Australia and eventually the world.

Their how-to guide, published in 2000, briefly eclipsed Harry Potter in UK book sales for Christmas that year. Their privates have been public as far afield as Norway, Canada and Scotland – three particularly chilly locations where considerable limbering-up is needed.

Such success has its costs and this night’s talent quest is caused by the growing demand for performances at private functions: hens’ nights, sporting clubs, corporate events, fund-raisers, bar mitzvahs and yes, more hens’ nights.

From the stages of the world it has come full circle. Now the growth is back in the private scene and they are seeking talented young fellas unfazed about displaying their old fellas.

Justin Morley, brother of cofounder Simon, manages the private show side of the business.”We’d like to get six extra guys on our books that we can train to do this stuff. They have to be reliable with a good personality and be unthreatening – the sort of guys that the girls at those hens’ nights would take to meet their grandmothers or the grandmothers would
take to meet the granddaughters.”

David Friend calculates the show has been seen by about a million people by now. And to the delicate and obvious question of whether the performers need to be particularly well endowed he confesses: “I’m not especially well hung, just very stretchy.”

He and Justin make up the male two-thirds of the auditioning committee. The third and female member is Janey Rainey, David’s partner in life and business, as well as the group’s production and stage manager. 

Each of the audition candidates is given an instruction sheet with five of the most popular and basic penile stunts to attempt. They have names like Eiffel Tower, hamburger, windsurfer and wristwatch, and to those who have never seen such tricks, it is best to imagine the earlier-mentioned pink playdough.

One trick is named the Loch Ness Monster and it was a test the young hopefuls were expected to perform. Given the creature’s existence is doubtful and few of the living claim to have seen it, there is potential for imagination.

The instruction book shows an illustration of a very distorted apparatus where the two round bits are somehow lifted to one side supposedly suggesting a pair of humps. Meanwhile the straight bit is stretched upward to the point of snapping with the knobby bit dexterously turned to point slightly downward.

It is no wonder the publicity shots of their audiences show women gasping in admiration and men wincing in sympathetic pain.

However, the show’s authors are keen to stamp out any smuttiness among the candidates.

Justin emphasises that part of their success is because many in the mostly female audiences are turned off by the hip thrusting, gyrating, overt sexual aggression of many male strippers. “Smuttiness and sexual innuendo is not part of the Puppetry of the Penis brand. We are essentially a comedy show.”

And yes, when contorted like pink playdough, it is hard to envisage the performer’s tackle in its sexual or even bladder relieving context.”

At the hens’ nights you just pitch it as a few things a guy can do with his penis that the girls might not be familiar with.

But you sometimes have to be careful, a bunch of 20 women together swallowing a lot of champagne – they can go a bit crazy,” says David.

After Danny, it was Rob’s turn to display his potential. He had come with two mates who were allegedly planning to audition.”

I’m nervous,” bleats Rob. “It’s shrunk up a bit.”

David coaches him: “Just pull it straight down and give it a turn. OK give us the hot dog. There you go, pull it back between the balls, it can be a bugger, but a bit of work and you’ll have it spot on.”

Then Rob is in for an unpleasant surprise – his mates have wimped out, leaving him standing stark naked, as it were. Julian is a little disappointed, he would have liked more blokes.”

It is not a bad gig, you do your normal job, but on Friday nights and weekends, you earn $150 for about half-an-hour’s work.”

Meanwhile Janey is examining the paperwork the candidates have filled out. At the bottom of the form is a little disclaimer all too common in these days of litigation.

It says: “Warning, shows may contain traces of nuts.”

It seems you can never be too careful about allergies.

NEW YORK – APRIL 14: (EDITORS NOTE: THIS IMAGE CONTAINS NUDITY) (L-R) Original Penis Puppeteers and brothers Justin Morley and Simon Morley judge open auditions for ‘Puppetry of the Penis: Res-Erection Tour’ at Comix on April 14, 2009 in New York City. via [Life]
Men auditioning to take part in the ‘genital origami’ theatrical show, Puppetry of the Penis. Creators David ‘Friendy’ Friend and Simon Morley manipulate their genitalia into more than 40 different shapes including The Eiffel Tower, The Windsurfer and The Hamburger. via [Life]

Auditions via [amysrobot]

Puppetry of the Penis auditions

Reuters gets into some pantless photojournalism today at the auditions for a show called Puppetry of the Penis, which they generously describe as “performance art” in the captions.

Here’s the slideshow. None of these shots would necessarily get you fired from work for looking at them, but they might encourage you to test out genital elasticity in ways you’re not comfortable exploring.

My favorite:

Puppetry of the Penis auditions

Puppetry of the Penis is a show that originated in Australia (surprise!) as guy performing a collection of dick stunts (or “genital origami”) on stage. It ran in New York for a while back in 2002, and was either very hilarious or very horrifying, depending on how you feel about a penis contortion trick called “weed-snipper”. It’s going to be at Comix on 14th Street next Wednesday, and the producers auditioned some new members for the show earlier this week.

A lone woman showed up thinking it was an audition for an actual puppet show for puppeteers who work with puppets that aren’t their dicks.

Your Semi-NSFW Guide to the Puppetry of the Penis Auditions via [gothamist]

071310tower2.jpg Hold on to your foreskins, fellas, because this could be your big break... Or maybe “break” isn’t quite the right word? At any rate, The Puppetry of the Penis—that show where two dudes make elaborate origami with their genitals for a paying audience—is looking for new, um, talent! They’re holding open auditions for their new show, and you’ve got just two weeks to rehearse! Luckily, we’ve gotten our hands on detailed illustrations showing you the various penis maneuvers you’ll need to perform to get the gig. These include “The Wristwatch,” “The Loch Ness Monster,” “The Eiffel Tower,” and (our favorite) “The Hamburger.” Check out the semi-NSFW instructions below, and get ready to knock the competition’s dick in the dirt at the auditions:

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The latest version of the show, which opens tonight at The Green Room Theater at 45 Bleeker Street, features “forty astonishing, now-iconic penis installations including the Pelican and The Windsurfer, plus a handful of breathtaking new installations, like Yoda, Sombrero, and E.T.” If you think you’ve got the right junk, the casting call will take place Tuesday, July 27th from 11:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m. at The Green Room Theater at 45 Bleeker. Those who wish to audition must RSVP to puppetryauditions2010@gmail.com, and type the email using only their Johnsons.

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